John Batchelor at The Daily Beast tells how Obama’s bullying Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel is single-handedly reviving the fumbling, bumbling near moribund GOP. And so, thanks to Rahm Emmanuel, the Obama hope and change socialist revolution has come to a grinding, pitiful halt. For which we can only exclaim, Thank You Rahm Emmanuel! On the other hand, Rahm is not as cold as his brother Ezekiel, whose plans for Obamacare call for rationed health care to be allotted to the young, while allowing the elderly to die, on the grounds that scarce health care should not be wasted on those who will die in a few years anyway. Makes sense in a cold, Marxist sort of way, but thanks to brother Rahm, brother Zeke’s and President Obama’s dream of scarce, rationed, government run socialized medicine will never come to pass.
Rahm started young, as with most guys
By pulling wings off little flies
It made him feel real good and strong and tough
He graduated then to girls
By pulling on their shiny curls
Until they screamed and cried out loud Enough!
In college he was quite the scream
The evil presence in the dream
Of everyone who came into his view
He organized a lefty crowd
And dared the rest to say out loud
That he and his were both a scurvy crew
He says that’s just Chicago’s way
And everyone just has to play
The game that is the only game in town
He plays it tough, he plays it cool
He knows the game’s a deadly duel
And winner gets acclaimed to great renown
In politics, the Rahm would smile
The gap is but a quarter mile
Between the guys like him and guys like us
And when he does his dirty stuff
But finds that someone’s called his bluff
He smiles and says it’s okay what’s the fuss
He has a brother name of Zeke
Who’s plans for us we’ve had a peek
Bro Zeke thinks healthcare’s for the young and strong
And if you’re getting up in years
And sickness brings its doleful tears
Zeke’s death panels will move you right along
So if it’s difference that you seek
Between the Rahm and brother Zeke
You only need to see what they propose
Rahm is looking after Rahm
While Zeke is looking for the calm
He gets by picking old folks to dispose
I say that Rahm is looking after Rahm
While Zeke is looking for the balm
That comes from putting old folks in repose