In Britain, the Daily Mail reports a number of exploding refrigerators due to the substitution of green approved refrigerant gases to replace the non-green approved CFCs (Freon). The green-friendly coolants apparently leak out of the system and accumulate in the refrigerator, where they ultimately explode. This sort of thing always raises the question of how did the environmental whackos get so powerful that they can dictate to an entire population and any number of industries, from logging to refrigeration to fishing, to dam building, to global warming to you name it. The ban on CFCs is a case in point. The radical left-wing enviros created a crisis, claiming there was a hole in the ozone layer over the South Pole, caused by CFCs leaking into the atmosphere, when any high school science textbook would explain that the hole in the ozone layer over the South Pole was a purely natural phenomenon caused by the rotation of the earth and its magnetic field. Nonetheless, the fraudulent crisis must have served the Left, because it very quickly became observed religion, just as the manufactured and fraudulent global warming crisis serves the Left in their drive for absolute power.
So now my cubes are dangerous
The ones made out of ice
The whole thing seems so strangerous
And really not quite nice
And now there’s one more thing to fear
As midnight snackers creep
Into the kitchen for a beer
Before they go to sleep
The monster sits there quietly
A-humming in its way
As wifey thinks of dietly
Delights upon the tray
The dishwasher just sits and stares
The range is hunching low
They’re waiting knowing they’ll get theirs
If fridge decides to blow
It’s quiet now and all is dark
Another day is gone
When suddenly the range says Hark!
It’s coming up on dawn
They’ll be down soon it’s breakfast time
And fridge is sounding queer
And there, the clock, I hear the chime
And fridge said, mind the beer
For I’m about to blow this joint
I’m sick of being told
That I’m no good, and what’s the point
If I just can’t get cold
And that is how it ended as
The fridge took his last ride
And out he went with much pizzazz
And everything inside
Now covered all including range
And dishwasher as well
And all ‘cause whackos forced the change
To environmental hell