The United States, in the person of Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, has told the government of Liberia that they must change their religious and cultural beliefs about homosexuality or lose financial aid. Liberia has been our friend in Africa, and this is just another example of the Obama administration’s policy of embracing our enemies and spitting on our friends. And Hillary of all people, giving this ultimatum, Hillary Clinton, around whom the stories of her young female lover have never gone away. Well, maybe it takes one to know one. We’ll know those stories are true when her husband grows a beard. Verse-afire has come into possession of her speech to the homophobic Liberians.
Let’s get together all us guys
Come in and sit a spell
We’ll tell you and it’s no surprise
That we all wish you well
It’s just that we don’t like the way
You’re treating some poor folks
Who just because they’ve been born gay
They must endure the jokes
That sometimes turn to viciousness
And feelings do get hurt
Because of some maliciousness
And voices sometimes curt
So in the future our advice
To you is that you must
Be honor bound to treat them nice
Or you will lose our trust
We know this goes against the grain
Of centuries of trends
But think of all that you will gain
When you make gays your friends
For one thing you’ll be better dressed
Your dancing will improve
And you’ll be gay and not depressed
You’ll be right in the groove
As Sec of State I can attest
That gayness is the life
With Bill the beard, that’s been the best
Of being Billy’s wife