President Obama and Energy Secretary Steve Chu recently approved massive loan guarantees to solar projects in the U.S. as part of the federal stimulus. The biggest project was the 250 megawatt Solana Concentrating Solar Power project in Gila Bend, Arizona, to be built by a Spanish company, and which is backed by a $1.45 billion loan guarantee put up by the American taxpayer., following an earlier loan guarantee of $1.37 billion to another company for a similar project. Obama hailed the projects as a critical step in the process of going green and getting us off dependence on oil and coal and gas, while at the same time creating 5,000 jobs. One assumes there was no American company equal to the task of erecting mirrors in the desert, and one knows, by experience, that these job estimates are always much too high, but even assuming there will be as many as 5,000 jobs created, that comes to $400,000 per job. For that kind of money I’d stand in the middle of the desert holding a mirror for as long as they want.
So what’s the fuss, Obama said
Four hundred K a job
Will put our nation far ahead
Of that infernal mob
That wants to keep us in the past
With oil and gas and coal
These fossil fuels just cannot last
And freedom is our goal
Freedom from the Middle East
And Chavez and the like
Who think that we will feed the beast
But we’ve a blow to strike
The sun’s the place we put our trust
The sun will never die
It’s solar power now or bust
It’s not pi in the sky
Of course on cloudy days you’ll find
Your TV will not work
And nighttime too you’re in a bind
A-groping in the murk
The cost of green is high we know
We’ll borrow just to start
The fare is steep, the fare we’ll owe
So each must do his part
The bus to the fare future leaves
We’re on it or we’re not
We wear our herz upon our sleeves
We pay the fare or rot
But that’s all right, I say okay
When all is said and done
It’s green and we will gladly pay
The price to tame the sun
That prince of light, of flaming hue
Egyptians knew as Ra
Will bend a knee to masters new
Our fare owe, Oba Ma!