The Aspen Daily News Online reports that Dan Rather wants the president to appoint a commission to rescue the struggling profession of journalism, arguing that the very survival of American democracy is at stake. Dan Rather is not the only reason the MSM is struggling, but he sure helped push it over the cliff.
In days of old when journalists were bold
And readers were not particular
We got the facts and some attacks
Both flat and perpendicular
When Murrow spoke we did not choke
And wonder who had paid him
We knew it was the truth becuz
The living God had made him
The New York Times for just two dimes
Produced a Sunday paper
That told when bought what whole world thought
As well as latest caper
But Cronkite’s tears while stoking fears
And tearing down the pillars
Led other guys to claim GIs
Were hulking, brutal killers
This turned the tide of the free ride
Once owned by comp’ny presses
And made us wince and ever since
We’ve seen beneath their dresses
They’re in the tank and they can thank
Their plight on one another
As readers flee their company
And now they cry for mother
To give them aid for which they’ve paid
The Dems in largest measure
They cry the first amendment’s thirst
For justice is their treasure
So we don’t need the Prez to feed
Their cries for a commission
I say they should be gone for good
Consigned to hell’s perdition