The Iranian government called for an anti-American rally in downtown Teheran to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the takeover of the American embassy in 1979. Much to their surprise, a counter pro-America anti-mullah demonstration erupted, requiring force to suppress. Robert Gibbs, the president’s spokesperson to the official state run media, calmly and dispassionately explained the happenings in Iran, and the election returns in New Jersey and Virginia.
Events abroad, said Robert Gibbs
Like protests in Iran
Just give the lie to Repub fibs
That president’s a fan
Of Ahmadinejad and friends
And mullahs far and near
He doesn’t like their means or ends
And I should make it clear
He’s on the side of those who cry
For freedom’s golden crown
And march e’en though they may well die
In Teheran’s downtown
As for elections late last night
The Repubs made a botch
By veering far off to the right
Even though he did not watch
New Jersey now we did just fine
We thought we’d lose it big
But people there just love Corzine
And Christie is a pig
Virginia rednecks came to prance
And voted red in droves
And after that they stayed to dance
Buck naked in the groves
I’m telling you a Repub vote
Means anarchy and crime
But now that Dems still own this boat
They’ll only vote one time
For as you know it’s we who show
Compassion for the poor
And those who voted red should know
We’ll even up the score