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Nostradamus, Guest Blogger, Vol 5

A quick glance into the reflecting waters of a shopping mall wishing well has revealed the future to Nostradamus, or at least a portent or two thereof. Will any come to pass? Some where, some time, in an as yet undisclosed universe, they already have.

 

 

The Gorgeous One reflects at length

Upon his beauty and his strength

More exquisite than his missus

Behold the flower of narcissus

 

The earth will cool, the ice will swell

But Goremen still insist to tell

That CO2 will kill us all

If not this Spring then surely Fall

 

Obama says we are at war

With whom he says he isn’t sure

So airport screeners lounge at ease

Examining our BVDs

 

In Boston town of liberal fame

A Coakley kiss protects the flame

But voters turn the smile to frown

As Boston beans are done-up Brown

 

 

 

Nostradamus, Guest Blogger, Vol 4

Hi, Nostradamus here, with another set of delightfully accurate quatrains! It’s all truth, all the time, here at verse-afire. I see much confusion as people wonder who they can believe, climate scientists who cook the books or their own lying eyes. As for the Maya, well, their prediction for the end of time was made fifteen hundred years or so ago, safe enough, for they’d all be long dead. Obviously I am not dead, and stand by my vision of the future. And the future, as I see it, is very short term. Dang! The Maya were right. The market in green bananas is headed for the toilet. 

 

 

The Power sees if they could die

Embracing full the warming lie

Reducing populace to beggin’

At summitry in Copenhagen

 

Fierce run winds and snow and ice

In a geologic trice

For just eleven thousand years

Fomenting global cooling fears

 

The people write it down in stone

And keep it for themselves alone

They know men will no longer delve

For it will end in 2012