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A Waving Piece Of Paper

In 1938 British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain returned from the Munich conference waving a piece of paper, happily claiming, “Peace in our time!” Unfortunately, he didn’t get peace, he got Hitler. President Obama recently returned from the Copenhagen conference on Global Warming waving a piece of paper, declaring victory in the phony war on the global warming scam. Fortunately for us, all Obama got was a snowstorm and record cold temperatures, and not the destruction of the United States and western civilization he so ardently desires. 



The president will take a bow

For handling well this crisis

And bowing’s something he knows how

Among his other vices

The Copenhagen summit failed

To kill our jobs and nation

But even so Obama hailed

His triumphal oration

 That made the third world envoys mad

That money they expected

Was not forthcoming ‘cause the bad

Chinese had still rejected

The suicide Obama sought

To save the world from warming

Despite the fact the world’s now fraught

With icy cold and storming



Nostradamus, Guest Blogger, Vol 4

Hi, Nostradamus here, with another set of delightfully accurate quatrains! It’s all truth, all the time, here at verse-afire. I see much confusion as people wonder who they can believe, climate scientists who cook the books or their own lying eyes. As for the Maya, well, their prediction for the end of time was made fifteen hundred years or so ago, safe enough, for they’d all be long dead. Obviously I am not dead, and stand by my vision of the future. And the future, as I see it, is very short term. Dang! The Maya were right. The market in green bananas is headed for the toilet. 



The Power sees if they could die

Embracing full the warming lie

Reducing populace to beggin’

At summitry in Copenhagen


Fierce run winds and snow and ice

In a geologic trice

For just eleven thousand years

Fomenting global cooling fears


The people write it down in stone

And keep it for themselves alone

They know men will no longer delve

For it will end in 2012