There have been a couple of recent and interesting developments. Hezbollah has been infiltrated by CIA and Russia activates its missile warning system. If Hezbollah is yesterday, and they soon will be, then Russia and Putin are tomorrow. Enjoy today.
Yesterday
Let’s hand it to the CIA
They got from State some guys who’re gay
To infiltrate the Hezbollah
And pretty soon it was voila!
The Hezbollah guys were in love
With every little turtle dove
The CIA could find to send
To Lebanon to find a friend
Who’d spill the beans while snug in bed
It worked so well they’re now all wed
The Hezbollah are husbands now
They each have one sweet bearded frau
And CIA pays child support
For every new arrived report
Yes Hezbollah no longer kills
And does whatever Allah wills
For wifey has them by the shorts
And though he squeals and cries and snorts
Their days are done, we knew they were
When they preferred a him to her
So raise a toast to CIA
With State they rose to save the day
By sending guys they knew who would
Do quite a job by smelling good
Tomorrow
Putin huffs that he won’t yield
He’ll activate the missile shield
He claims our guns are aimed at him
But he must think we’re really dim
The Russian liberty’s a fraud
They’re out to take the near abroad
Return it to its former state
As vassals to the late and great
Old Soviet of Stalin’s time
Where guys like Putin learned to climb
The ladder over fallen guys
Who stumbled in Beria’s eyes
And vanished in the northern snows
And disappeared where goodness knows
Yes Putin has his missile shield
And yes we know he will not yield
And from my lonely point of view
It looks like we’re in Cold War 2
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