Category Archives: Verse

Button Up Your Overcoat

A cold wind generated by grass-roots Tea Party activism is blowing, and incumbents of the more liberal persuasion of both parties, but particularly Democrats, are buttoning up their overcoats. Dems who thought just one year ago that they were safe for life are deciding in droves not to run, the at home political climate is so cold and biting. Political writer Charley Cook now estimates that over 90 Dem House seats are now in play, and daily polls confirm that the public has had enough of Obama socialism, debt, taxes, arrogance and incompetence. I expect the Republicans to resurrect their 1946 mid-term campaign slogan HAD ENOUGH?

 

 

Button up your overcoat

When the wind blows free

Take good care of yourself

It is time to flee

Dissociate yourself

From the falling tree

Take good care of yourself

It is time to flee

Remember no more suites, mmm mmm

Swank retreats, mmm mmm

No repeats, mmm mmm

You try again we’ll bury your tum tum

Stay away from cap and trade

Health care’s not the key

Stuff your hopey new change

It is time to flee

 

 

Bug Zapper

The Bill and Melanie Gates Foundation wanted to see if there was a way to use lasers to detect parasites. Specifically, they wanted to see if lasers could detect malaria parasites in the bloodstream, and they found they could. Another group is using lasers to nip malaria at its source, the mosquito. It is called a Photonic Fence, and it detects mosquitoes at a distance and shoots them down with lasers. Zapping parasites in the blood seems doable, but I dunno about a Photonic Fence. Does it zap one skeeter at a time, or a whole cloud? Has anyone counted how many mosquitoes there are in this world, and how many Photonic Fences there would be needed to zap them all? And what would PETA say? I think they should leave the mosquitoes alone and devote their energy to doing something useful with their lasers, like fixing flats.  

 

 

The buzz is a photonic fence

Will zap and kill the buzzers

It gets his aunts and uncles too

And all his little cuzzers

 

Oh little buzzer how you fly

So quick and sharp and zippy

In just two seconds you will die

Ouch! That’s just one Mississippi

 

It’s late at night, I’m sound asleep

When near my ear a buzzing

My laser flares my wife recoils

I say it isn’t nuzzing

 

Out by the trees a flitting shape

It’s getting late at night

Was that a skeet or firefly

I just shot out his light

 

Is that my neighbor by the fence

I aimed and hit him low

I told the judge I saw him buzz

But he wouldn’t let me go

 

 

On The Road Again

The TARP Inspector General’s report is out. The next to last paragraph of the executive summary states that the financial danger is not past, if anything it has gotten worse. To quote, “Stated another way, even if TARP saved our financial system from driving off a cliff back in 2008, absent meaningful reform, we are still driving on the same winding mountain road, but this time in a faster car.” Unquote. Does anyone see meaningful reform? Does anyone see the next hairpin curve?

 

Willie Nelson, On The Road Again

 

 

On the road again

Just can’t wait to get on the road again

The life I love is making money with my friends

And I can’t wait to get on the road again

On the road again

Getting bonuses and babes again

Buying Maseratis with my pocket change

And I can’t wait to get on the road again

On the road again

Like a band of burglars we go down the highway

We’re the best of friends

Insisting that the world keep turning our way

And our way

Is on the road again

 

 

Soldiers

The Pentagon is working on practical battlefield lasers. The Army is working on a truck mounted laser that will kill incoming mortar rounds, the Air Force is working on an airplane mounted laser that will kill incoming missiles, and the Navy is working on a ship mounted laser to kill incoming sea skimmers. Battlefield lasers are the new wonder weapon, but it will take soldiers to win. It has always taken soldiers, and always will.

 

 

THE TIMELESS CIRCLE

 

Past green trees newly leaved, new green fields on either side, we marched. Distant white farmhouses, distant dogs barking nervously, cloaks against the misty Spring rain, we marched. North Africa the rumor, Zama the town. We didn’t care. We marched. And sang. Sang because we were young, sang because we were immortal, sang because we were Scipio’s boys.

 

All the silver’s for Centurions

The gold is for Triarii

And all the sweet young women are

For Publius Cornelius

 

Publius Cornelius Scipio. We would die, and they would call him Scipio Africanus. We marched, to the sea and the waiting ships.

 

The long swells laid many of us low, but finally, blessedly, we reached the bay and the river. Alexandria at last. We formed up on the quay, a bit unsteadily, still weak from the seasickness. Fifers leading, we marched up King Street, past capering boys and waving and cheering men and women. Braddock was but waiting on us, it was said, before pushing off for the great western forests. Fort Pitt was the rumor, and that meant a long campaign for the Forty-fourth Regiment of Foot, but that was all right, we were young and immortal. The long sea voyage and the longer campaign was a hardship on the married men, but for the rest of us women were a luxury of camp. But that was all right too, for we all loved the same woman, and her name was Brown Bess.

 

In the forest clearing we made camp, fires flaring into light, the smell of bacon on the cool night air. We thought of home, and of the coming days. The Cilician Gates was the rumor, then south along the coast to Aleppo, where was waiting King Muwatalli and the rest of the army. The weather, thanks to Tarhunna the Weather God, has been fair. Crown Prince Hattusili has told us the Pharaoh Ramses has left Damascus and is marching north, that the fight, when it comes, will be a hard one, for the Mizziri are accomplished warriors. We lay on our blankets, and in the growing dark came a voice, singing softly, an army song, a song a man sings when far from home and family, a song that reminds him of why it is he fights, why it is he dies. Welling up from the darkened field, the voices of the Tuhkanti regiment joined the lone voice, singing of home. Across the fields it spread, to the other regiments, sitting in the dark by their dying fires, until the night was filled with the sadness of young men thinking of mothers and sisters, wives and sweethearts, seeing their fathers in the fields, hearing the crickets and the birds and the wind in the plaintive leaves.

 

Hatti, beautiful Hatti,

Will I see thee once again?

Will I see the morning sun?

Will I see the evening star?

Hatti, beautiful Hatti,

I can see thee now.

 

The last line trailed away, the last notes faded on the soft evening air, until in the distance, from the direction of the Golden Aspens, another ubati took up the song, and once again the sad voices filled the night.

 

Hatti,beautiful Hatti,

I can see the fields aglow,

I can see the mountain snow,

I can see thee now.

 

We sang the final chorus, all of us, the entirety of the Kussara Division, our voices swelling on the final line. I can see thee now. The last sad notes faded into the night, and we rolled ourselves into our blankets and our thoughts, knowing that sleep will make us whole, knowing that tomorrow we’ll be soldiers again.

 

The coast road to Aleppo was clear, the Mizzri still far to the south. Rumor was if we hurried we would reach Kadesh before the Mizziri. The sea sounded very near at hand, and through a break in the trees we could see a beach.

 

Curiously, the beach looked peaceful. Boats coming ashore as if on a summer outing, no machine guns, no mortars, no arty. Equipment rolling off and onto the beach, long files of men trudging up the beach to the exits, not a shot fired.  It was surreal. I found the beachmaster, and he stuck out his hand. “Welcome to Okinawa,” he grinned. Inland, clear in the distance, lay a range of hills.

 

Purple hills shimmered in the heat hazy distance, the day growing hot. The muted sounds of birdsong and insect hum swirled around us. Across the field, drawn up in battle array, waited the Carthaginians. We raised our shields, and at the order, advanced.

 

 

The Vampires Of The Left

The Belmont Club has a post about the Left’s influence and agenda in the government of the United States. Cool and calm and rational, Richard Fernandez describes how Obama has handed the direction of the country to a radical leftist, Nancy Pelosi, and how debt and incompetence are the driving forces of this administration. But I am not calm and rational about it. I believe the leftists now running the country are like vampires, drinking our life’s blood and taking us with them, whether we like it or not, to their dark, dank and mold encrusted graves. 

 

 

They lay in darkness, waiting dusk

They cannot stand the light

They smell of rotting flesh and musk

They hate us of the right

They live by parasitic law

They are the vile undead

They eat the flesh of good men raw

They kill or go unfed

Oh yes they smile when meeting you

They bend but do not break

The only thing that we can do

Is drive a wooden stake

Into their shriveled putrid hearts

And with bare hands dismember

The rotten heads and separate parts

Beginning this November

 

  

The 20% Solution

Iran announced that they were now a nuclear state, having successfully enriched uranium to 20%, the hardest part of the uranium enrichment process, with the enrichment to weapons grade 80% a walk in the park. You will recall that in 1945 the United States exploded two uranium bombs over Japan, one of which, Little Boy, was an 80% enriched uranium bomb (U-235, the other, Fat Man, being a plutonium U-239 bomb). The Middle East game is now afoot, and the question is whether Israel will strike before or after being hit.

 

 

The game’s afoot, cried Sherlock Holmes

Percentage they’re at twenty

Dear Watson now you will recall

When seven percent was plenty

I wager Moriarty is

Behind this foul adventure

What once was thought a toothless land

Has now a nuclear denture

Calm down old fellow, Watson sighed

LeStrade is on the caper

According to this morning’s Times

And every other paper

Ah, Mrs. Hudson, come right in

Our lunch, we thank you madam

Now Holmes we mustn’t rush right in

And think they have the atom

Quite right, old fellow, this I know

They haven’t reached conduction

Whereby the atoms transfer heat

A crude but sage deduction

But one day Holmes, they’ll have the bomb

And then what will we do

First lunch, old boy, is that the door

Ah, Bibi, right on cue

 

 

Drunks, Fools, And The United States Of America

When the Iranians announced that on the anniversary of the Iranian revolution they would “Punch the world”, there was much speculation as to just what form the punch would take. Announce they had the bomb? A surprise nuclear attack on Israel? An attack on the US Navy in the Persian Gulf? An increase in the price of pistachios? No one knew. We now know the “Punch” was the announcement that they had enriched their uranium to 20%, a critical step, for the next step to 80% enrichment is a walk in the park compared to getting to the first 20%, and 80% is what they need to build a Hiroshima type bomb. I for one was unafraid, and remain so, for it has been truly said that God looks after drunks, fools and the United States of America.

 

 

‘Tis said that God looks after fools

And the United States

I surely hope He does and that we’re

Not left to the Fates

The danger to this country now

Comes swift on marching feet

Cronyism, soaring debt

The Middle East drum beat

The war to come, the slow sad smile

The teleprompter speech

That promises to meet them at

Each landing field and beach

Incompetence at every hand

Vile treason some would say

Mirandize terrorists who try

To kill us Christmas day

The radicals have shown their hand

The cult of Che and Mao

Are pushing their agenda hard

They have the votes for now

But come November they will find

That two can play at Fates

For God looks after drunks and fools

And the United States

 

 

Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Amy Bishop, a biology professor at the University of Alabama, shot and killed three fellow professors and wounded six others because she had been denied tenure. Her actions were more or less immediately excused on the grounds of Intermittent Explosive Disorder, or IED, the symptoms of which include chest tightness, palpitations, sweating and twitching. I had those symptoms recently, but don’t think they’re from Intermittent Explosive Disorder. I think it had more to do with the delivery of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, with cover girl Brooklyn Decker.

 

 

The other day I suffered from

Chest tightness, palpitations

Followed by the twitching sweats

And similar sensations

An IED attack I feared

Would surely be a wrecker

Then realized it only was

Swimsuited Brooklyn Decker

 

 

Happy Saint Valentine’s Day

I wrote this for my daughter a few years ago, and offer it now to all fathers fortunate enough to have a daughter.

 

TO A DAUGHTER, ON SAINT VALENTINE’S DAY

 

The dawning paints the night sky pink

With rose and amber hue

To look at it I have to think

The morning loves you too.

The rising sun climbs in the sky

Too bright for us to view

Another reason I know why

The noontime loves you too.

As sunset draws the curtain low

And sky turns dusk from blue

I ken full well that this I know

The evening loves you too.

And as I trundle off to bed

I think always of you

And count the thousand times I’ve said

Your father loves you too.

 

—-

 

This is a valentine to the one you cannot forget after all these years, the one you think about late at night, when all is still, wondering where she is, what she is doing, where would you be had you not said goodbye that fateful day so long, long ago.

 

TO THE MEMORY OF A YOUTHFUL LOVE

 

I saw her yet again last night

As radiant as then

With flowing hair and red red lips

And eyes that whispered when

She smiled a smile that stopped my heart

I tried to speak but no

So long it’s been, why did we part?

I whispered please don’t go

Those golden days when we were young

And loved each other so

All gone, for us the song unsung

The why I’ll never know

She smiled again and turned away

I called but she was gone

I lay awake and prayed for day

Just hoping that the dawn

Would find me still in blessed sleep

To dream and dream again

Of flowing hair and red red lips

And eyes that whispered when

 

—-

 

The third valentine is an assay into rhyme, how one rhyme word can lead to another, and change completely the tone and meaning of the poem. In the poem above, the end word in line 5, heart, leads to a poem about a long lost youthful love, a dream of regret, and the whispered word when means when will we see each other again. In this poem, the end word in line 5, breath, leads to a completely different loss, a bitter loss, and the word when, spoken to the dreamer, now means when will you join me.    

 

TO THE MEMORY OF A LOVING WIFE, TAKEN MUCH TOO SOON

 

I saw her yet again last night

As radiant as then

With flowing hair and red red lips

And eyes that whispered when

She smiled a smile that took my breath

I tried to speak but no

I knew that love transcended death

I whispered please don’t go

She smiled again and turned away

I cried but she was gone

I lay awake and prayed for day

Just hoping that the dawn

Would find me still in blessed sleep

To dream and dream again

Of flowing hair and red red lips

And eyes that whispered when

 

 

Sweet, Sweet Nancy

Andrew Sullivan, editor of The Atlantic Monthly, former editor of The New Republic, gay activist, liberal, wrote that the United States was being run by a two man Jewish cabal, one of them being the noted conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer. A brief one or two day flurry erupted after Sullivan was answered by Leon Wieseltier, and then died peacefully. But the question remains, who is Andrew Sullivan, and why should anyone take seriously anything he says or writes or publishes?

 

 

Just who is Andrew Sullivan?

He asked with inattention

What has he done or hasn’t done

That rates him all this mention?

He has a blog, the other said

And heads up The Atlantic

He advertises for gay sex

And sometimes seems quite antic

Right now he claims two Jewish guys

Are running this here nation

That Wieseltier and Krauthammer

Are causing him frustration

Because he thinks progressive thoughts

Should be their daily diet

That right wing thought should never be

For Jewish guys to try it

I see, the first man said at last

If gay sex is his fancy

I’d say his mama named him wrong

She should have called him Nancy