Word has leaked out of Illinois, the United States version of North Korea, that Rod Blagojevich, the former Governor of Illinois, has been convicted, after a lengthy trial, of fraud for attempting to sell Obama’s Senate seat. And the reason he was convicted of fraud was because there was nothing in the seat.
Behold the seat! the Blago cried
So hardly ever used
The Senator in question voted
Present or Excused
The Senate seat for Illinois
Is mine, and it’s for sale
And don’t you fret your little head
I’ll never go to jail
And ‘cause that nerdy guy Hussein
Was never there to vote
The bidding starts and closes at
A clean, crisp five buck note
See my mystery THE ICE COLD BRIDE at Amazon, paperback and 99 cent Kindle. A car with a million seven in cash and two kids at the bottom of a quarry.