Category Archives: Verse

A Waving Piece Of Paper

In 1938 British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain returned from the Munich conference waving a piece of paper, happily claiming, “Peace in our time!” Unfortunately, he didn’t get peace, he got Hitler. President Obama recently returned from the Copenhagen conference on Global Warming waving a piece of paper, declaring victory in the phony war on the global warming scam. Fortunately for us, all Obama got was a snowstorm and record cold temperatures, and not the destruction of the United States and western civilization he so ardently desires. 

 

 

The president will take a bow

For handling well this crisis

And bowing’s something he knows how

Among his other vices

The Copenhagen summit failed

To kill our jobs and nation

But even so Obama hailed

His triumphal oration

 That made the third world envoys mad

That money they expected

Was not forthcoming ‘cause the bad

Chinese had still rejected

The suicide Obama sought

To save the world from warming

Despite the fact the world’s now fraught

With icy cold and storming

 

 

Gaudeamus Igitur

Our so-called elite universities have deteriorated over the past thirty years from places of learning to places of Marxist indoctrination. The professoriate is composed almost entirely of former 60s radicals who never lost their love for Marx and Stalin or their hatred and disdain for the life and culture of the United States. And yet people still send their children to places like Harvard and Yale, believing that an Ivy education will see their kids into the economic promised land. The frightening thing is that these indoctrinated kids, upon graduation, go out into the world and into government and academia, corrupting succeeding generations in their turn.

 

 

It seems a long, long time, how sad

That JFK could say he had

The best of worlds with no exaggeration

He told the story with much glee

That now he had a Yale degree

And top of that a Harvard education

But this is now and that was then

And Ivies now, including Penn

Have drifted far below the radar screen

Too many lefties in the gown

Too many sneers at those in town

They’ve sunk so low that people now have seen

That what once passed for elite schools

Are now just crappy cess filled pools

Where tender young’uns have their brain pans fried

With marxist liberal mumbo cant

From profs who scream their red rimmed rant

Then graduate to stride the world with pride

 

 

Happy New Year!

Here it is again, the new year, full of promise as always. One hopes for the best, again as always, knowing one is doomed to disappointment. The coming year seems difficult enough, what with the Iranian nuclear bomb being ready sometime before the year is out, probably by summer, with Tel Aviv its target. Is 2010 the year the Middle East blows up? Will Iranian cities be reduced to cinders by an Israeli retaliatory strike? Will Israel wait for Tel Aviv to be incinerated or will they strike first? Will al Qaeda succeed in a major attack on a US target? Will the Democrats succeed in their quest to dismantle the finest health care system the world has ever seen? Will the Democrats succeed in destroying the economy of the United States with a punitive carbon cap and trade scheme? Maybe the baby boy in the top hat with the sash proclaiming it is now 2010 knows, but if he does, he isn’t saying.

 

 

That baby boy is here again

This time as baby 2010

He smiles as 09 slinks away

But knows he’ll look like that someday

He looks so fine on day the first

But knows full well the very worst

Will happen sometime down the road

But nonetheless does not forebode

We wish him well, this little chap

And hope the coming year mayhap

Will bring us all full peace and cheer

That lasts throughout the coming year

 

 

You Are My Sunstein

Cass Sunstein is President Obama’s Regulatory Czar, and as such supports the Fairness Doctrine, which states that any opinion on the airwaves must be balanced by an opposite opinion. The Fairness Doctrine is a little disguised attempt to shut down free speech, something the Democrats have tried to do for years. Glenn Beck has recently called Cass Sunstein the most dangerous man in America, for, among other things, maintaining that freedom cannot exist without government, that people with rights, such as people on welfare, are entitled to a piece of the taxes we all pay as a right not to be denied, that property rights are dependent on the whole of the community, to be managed by the government, and, most insidiously, that there is no freedom without dependency.

 

This, in my view, has it backward: people do not exist for the government, government exists for the people, something we learned in school, at home and in the Boyscouts. Evidently Mr. Sunstein was never in the Boyscouts, else he would never have formed such opinions. Had he been in the Scouts, he would have sat around the campfire singing You Are My Sunshine.  The following must be sung to make any sense at all.

 

 

You are my Sunstein, my only Sunstein

I make you happy when tax I pay

You’ll never know dear how much I love you

Please come take my Sunstein away

The other night dear as I lay sleeping

I dreamed that welfare rights were gone

When I awoke dear I was mistaken

Please come take my Sunstein away

Big Brother Chavez says airwaves closing

He says opposing him no way

Cass show affection for Chavez doing

Please come take my Sunstein away

Of course Obama plan something like that

He put Mark Lloyd in FCC

Mark Lloyd say Limbaugh off air be taken

Please come take Obama away

These liberal lawyers say we’re dependent

That slavery is our highest goal

And Mr. Sunstein say he will guide us

Please come take my Sunstein away

 

 

No Mo Town

Detroit has been in the news lately, what with the Northwest Airlines terrorist incident, but what is and was Detroit, and how has Detroit fared in relation to other one industry towns? Pittsburgh for example? In 1859 Charles Dickens published A Tale Of Two Cities. The two cities were London and Paris. One hundred and fifty years later the tale of two cities is Pittsburgh and Detroit. Both lost their reason for existence, Pittsburgh lost its steel mills and Detroit lost its auto plants. Yet Pittsburgh seems to have survived while Detroit is down the drain, never, probably, to recover. In Pittsburgh the government is no worse than municipal government has historically ever been, while in Detroit municipal government has been taken over by thugs and criminals. Why have things turned out reasonably well for Pittsburgh but disastrously for Detroit? Beats me. Nobody knows. The fact that Detroit is 81.6% black and 10.5% white while Pittsburgh is 27.5% black and 66.9% white undoubtedly has nothing to do with it. 

 

 

Who now remembers Al Kaline

A stadium named Briggs

The brand new Ford assembly line

With shiny tools and jigs

After the war when car was king

And Reuther was the man

He made the deals, they kissed his ring

And for a while it ran

But came the city’s vacant nights

As crime and violence grew

And politicians chased the whites

Till there were very few

Today Detroit is at a loss

And ruled by thieves and crooks

Where racial politics is boss

And schoolkids have no books

All our great cities ‘cross the land

Are headed Detroit’s way

As whites flee crime to suburbs and

 Who’s left in town fall prey

To crooks and thieves and racial groups

Black Panthers and the like

Who strip the cities bare while dupes

Demand whites take a hike

Where now Kaline and Tigertown

Big Gordy and the Cup

Assembly lines are now run down

And all the jigs are up

 

 

It’s All A Cunning Plan

Marc Ambinder, in the Atlantic, has spun a virtuous angle around President Obama’s failure to say anything about the thwarted bomb attack on the Northwest flight from Amsterdam to Detroit the other day. According to Ambinder, it was a very clever plan on the part of the president: by continuing with his vacation in Hawaii he did not dignify the attack by commenting on it, did not give al Qaeda the satisfaction of knowing the Great One had so much as noticed them. Of course these were the same kinds of people who heaped calumny and contempt upon President Bush when he was caught reading to some kindergartners when the Twin Towers were attacked on 11 September 2001. To those of us not bent over in adoration of the Obama the Great, the clever plan takes on a somewhat more sinister aspect. We suspect that the president of the United States, who spent twenty years in the pews of a church that preached hatred of the United States in general and white men in particular might not be wholeheartedly on our side.  

 

 

My name is Ambinder

And if I can find her

I’ll ask the DHS to tell

What happened at Schipol

That almost took wee toll

Of airplane and people as well

There’s nothing to see here

The president will be here

As soon as he’s finished his game

In meantime the gap in

Our intel may happen

But we know that Bush is to blame

The problems we’re fixin’

Go back to Dick Nixon

We’ve no time for terrorist plans

The prez will not notice

No matter they goad us

Because they know just where he stands

He stands square with free men

And knows that to be men

Al Qaeda and Taliban must fight

The wars George Bush gave them

And this prez will save them

By leading them into the light

They would not attack us

Instead they would back us

And join us in health care reform

And praise our decisions

On carbon emissions

And Islam would soon be the norm

 

 

Afghan Flyby

Pictures of the CIA’s latest drone flying in daylight over Afghanistan has raised some serious questions. Why was this top secret airplane flying in daylight and at low altitude for everyone to see and photograph? Did President Obama deliberately and with forethought expose an indispensable CIA asset that caught top level Al Qaeda in places they thought they were safe? Did he do it to mollify Pakistan’s ISI, who objected to our taking out high value targets? Or did he do it to ingratiate himself with the Taliban who he rightly believes will resume power in Afghanistan after he leaves? The evidence that he deliberately dropped a dime on the CIA’s wonder UAV is unclear, but who else had the authority or motive, the motive being what has driven his foreign policy since taking office, which is to be nice to our enemies in the hope they will one day embrace Barack Obama in return.  

 

 

And now it seems Barack Hussein

Has stepped into the brambles

His humble bowing now in vain

His policy a shambles

He showed the Paks our UAV

That caught Al Qaeda big shots

In daylight for the world to see

Just setting up for MiG shots

One wonders what Obama thinks

When lying late abed

I fear when crisis comes he blinks

And we will all be dead

 

 

The Price Of Success

The Australian government recently asked the United States government if there were a plan to bribe, buy, hire or otherwise convert Afghan warlords to our side in the fight against Al Qaeda and the Taliban, much as the Sunni sheikhs in Anbar were brought over to our side in Iraq. The question was a reasonable one, since turning your enemies into friends is the first rule of counter-insurgency warfare. When told there was no plan to bribe or hire Afghan warlords since to do so was contrary to our ideals and ethics, the Australians just shook their heads and walked away.

 

 

The Aussies looked a bit askance

When told there was no plan

They asked if there might be by chance

A savvy old Afghan

Who knew the countryside quite well

And who if pressed could say

The price the warlords need to sell

The price we need to pay

To get the locals on our side

To fight the Tal’ban vice

We said we reasoned with their pride

But money is the price

With that the Aussies put the ball

Into the US court

And said that you must make the call

But O is not the sort

Of guy who takes advice and such

From guys who like as not

Are really asking not too much

For the best allies we’ve got

 

 

The True Story Of Sestakake

Every Christmas my Norwegian grandmother baked a wonderful sweetened Christmas bread she called sestakake (ses ta kah kah), and that some call Julekaga. Baked in a loaf pan, it was filled with candied fruit and spiced with cardamom. There was no better Christmas morning than to cut and butter a slice of sestakake and have it with your morning coffee. Not everyone is familiar with sestakake, or the story of how it came to be, and so verse-afire now tells the true tale of the birth of that wonderful Christmas time treat, sestakake. 

 

 

Once upon a time, they say, in a kitchen bright and gladsome,

A Viking boy looked up and said, “I really wish I had some.”

“Had some of what?” his mother asked, while reading from the saga.

“A sweet, a treat,” the young man said, “a slice of Julekaga.”

 

“I know from Jule,” his mother said, “I also know from kaga,

But I don’t know from both combined, sometimes you drive me gaga.”

“I’m sorry mom,” the boy replied, “it’s something I invented,

A Christmas bread, with candied fruit, and aromatic scented.”

 

“Sounds good,” the Viking mom replied, “but right now I am reading,

“’Bout Thor and all those Viking guys, and don’t have time for kneading.

Besides,” his mother said aloud, a frown upon her features,

“You should be thinking Viking thoughts, like maiming fellow creatures.”

 

“I do that all the time,” he sulked, “it’s just that when I’m finished,

I put my sword and shield away with cravings undiminished.”
She put her saga book away and led him to the kitchen,

“I’ll make your Julekag,” she said, “if just to stop your bitchin’.”

 

“You’ll need some pans and flour too,” the boy said all aquiver,

“Plus candied fruit and yeast and salt, and naturally a siever.

We need some sugar too, of course, as well as lots of butter.

I’ll clear the table off so you can work without the clutter.”

 

And that’s how, many years ago, a Viking son and momma,

Produced what we now all recall as seasonable drama.

When floured pans and baking bread smell permeate the kitchen,

That Sestakake urge begins and Vikings start to itchin’.

 

We slice it thick, we slice it thin, we slice it down the middle,

We butter once, we butter twice, we toast it on a griddle.

We dunk it in our coffee or we eat it while we’re walking.

We eat it while we drive the car, we eat it while we’re talking.

 

And all because a Viking boy dreamed dreams of baking wonders,

And taught to all the little Arnes and all the little Gundars,

The joys of making Christmas bread, and rounding out the story,

The secret’s handed down to us in all its Christmas glory

 

 

Constantine

The most important battle ever fought on planet Earth may very well have been the battle of Milvian Bridge, on October 28, 312 AD, between the forces of two Roman Emperors, Constantine and Maxentius. Though outnumbered, Constantine won, and by winning assumed sole control of the government of Rome. Legend has it he saw a sign in the sky the night before the battle, a sign that said In Hoc Signe Vincit, In This Sign You Shall Conquer. The sign was the Christian sign of the Chi-ro, the first three letters of the name of Christ. Constantine had his men paint the sign on their shields, won the battle, and later made Christianity the state religion of Rome. Europe therefore was Christian when the Arab invasions began five centuries later, and a Christian Europe united in defeating the Muslim armies. It is difficult to see how a non-united non-Christian Europe, with many differing religions, could have resisted the sword of Islam any more than the Middle East, North Africa and the eastern lands stretching from Persia to India had been able to resist. Had Constantine not won the battle of Milvian Bridge, Europe would not have been Christian, and we would all be Muslims now. There would have been no Enlightenment, no science, no Western culture, no democracy and no United States.  

 

 

IN HOC SIGNE VINCIT

or

HOW CONSTANTINE PUT THE X IN XMAS

 

 

We wish you a merry X-Mas

A sentiment just fine

But did you know that Xmas

Has its roots in Constantine?

 

Back in the day of Roman clout

When Legions reigned supreme

 A couple emperors duked it out

To see who owned the dream

 

Old Connie told his soldiers he

Had seen in the night sky

A sign proclaiming victory

And gave the reason why

 

He said the sign did light the night

The sign of the Chi-Ro

That promised he would win the fight

If allegiance he would show

 

The sign proclaimed the Christian King

Whom they would recognize

To rule the earth and everything

From seas to shining skies

 

Thus Constantine did give the word

“The sign upon each shield!”

The morning saw his army gird

For battle they’d not yield

 

The Christian god now on their side

The troops were confident

That no defeat would God abide

And into battle went

 

 You know the rest, they passed the test

And Constantine emerged

A Christian king, one of the best

The pagans they were scourged

 

What was that fiery sign you ask

That flared in bold relief

That gave to Constantine the task

Of changing men’s belief

 

From many gods to the one True

I’ll tell you so you know

The sign that flared up in the blue

Was the old Greek Chi-Ro

 

The letter X, that sounds the same

As Ch, then with Ro,

The letter R, becomes the name

Of Christ, to those who know

 

And still today the letter X

Stands for the risen one

And not a slight designed to vex

Adherents of the Son

 

Had Constantine not climbed the ridge

And to the sign did bow

He’d have lost that day at Milvian Bridge

And we’d all be muslims now

 

So Merry X-Mas as we dine

On this fine Christmas Day

And drink a toast to Constantine

Who showed us all the way

 

 

MERRY XMAS!