The Letter

As the day when Iran gets the bomb and incinerates Israel approaches, Obama shakily tries to head off Armageddon by sending a secret letter to the Mullahs. Officials denied a letter was ever sent, but everyone knows the denial is false. Did Obama send a secret letter to the Iranians begging for further talks? Is Obama crawling on his belly to the Ayatollahs? To ask these questions is to answer them. Yes he did and yes he is. When Verse-afire questioned the President, this is what he said.



I sent a letter by the postman

Sent it off by registered mail

Put some first class stamps upon it

So it surely wouldn’t fail

To be delivered to the right guy

Somewhere deep inside Iran

Begging for an honest answer

If he feels he safely can

I would like to tell the world that

I would crawl on broken glass

To prevent a war between us

And I’d even kiss some ass

There is nothing worth the fighting

There is nothing worth the pain

They can have the nukes they cherish

For there’s nothing we can gain

From this silly confrontation

Over something quite so small

As the death of tiny Israel

They mean nothing after all

Just because they haven’t answered

And they laughed right up their sleeves

Doesn’t mean the letter’s foolish

I’m a man who still believes

That my charm and cool demeanor

Will prevail at very end

And if things do not turn out well

Another letter I will send


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