The Rumsfeld Dictum

North Korea has issued a warning that if the South does anything, anything, even to the extent of mildly protesting the sinking of a South Korean warship by an NK submarine, it would mean war. Why would Kim say such a thing, do such a thing, when the South Korean military is much more powerful than the North Korean military? Does the nut job running North Korea have something up his tailored sleeve? Is he planning something nasty for South Korea while sipping whiskey with a nymph-like starlet on his lap? We don’t know. Satellites can tell us much, but not what’s in a man’s mind. Donald Rumsfeld famously said, “There are things we know we know, and there are things we know we don’t know, but there are also things we don’t know we don’t know.”



What we do know is Kim is nuts

He loves his whiskey and his sluts

He hungers for to kick our butts

And one day he will try

The thing we know that we don’t know

About the North Korean show

Is can their nukes make something glow

Or are they being sly

What we don’t know right now is that

If Kim does move will tit for tat

Start fires into which the fat

Will quickly start to fry



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