Pumping Ethyl

Gas is now above five dollars in many parts of the country, and slated to rise higher. And as the economy sinks lower and lower, states and cities find themselves in a bind, unable to pay the exorbitant salaries and pensions they gave to the public employee unions in the happy times, the times of ever expanding economies and taxes.  And now, these states and cities, facing large deficits, look to gasoline taxes to bail them out. Lotsa luck.

 

 

The politicians surely know

That taxing us to death’ll

Result in very angry guys

Who are used to pumping ethyl

To get to work and pay the bills

And put food on the table

And now they’re faced with rising costs

And asked more than they’re able

To pay for such as gasoline

And food and shoes and health care

While lefty pols smirk and demand

You hand them you fair wealth share

 

 

The Playground

The most prosperous, the freest, the most technologically and scientifically advanced society the world has ever seen is committing suicide, by choice. The advent of feminism, the sexual revolution, and most importantly, the invention of the birth control pill, has given women of the first world, for the first time in the life of humankind on earth, the ability to decline to have babies. And they have so declined.

 

 

The playground stands there, hushed and stilled

The child not there was coldly killed

His mother killed him, killed her child

It’s legal, charges won’t be filed

The swings sit idle, seesaws rust

And chairs and benches gather dust

The state has issued its decrees

No child will feel the cooling breeze

The state proclaims a woman’s choice

And thus the playground has no voice

 

 

The Truth

Truth, to a government or politician, is whatever best serves the purpose of the government or politician.  Objective fact has nothing to do with it. Governments and politicians know that if a lie is repeated often enough it becomes accepted truth. Is the American government telling us the truth? About anything?

 

 

The Roman Governor washed his hands, exclaiming ‘What is truth?’

Full knowing that the truth was but a game

For truth can be an evanescent veil that covers both

Illusion and reality the same

The child who claims he sees a monster hiding ‘neath his bed

Has told the truth for monsters he has seen

The politician who proclaims that he alone knows best

Lies not though truth lies somewhere in between

The problem comes when politics claims what is false is true

And then proceeds to say that black is white

And then the media repeats the lie as given fact

Until too many nod and say that’s right

 

 

An Obama Optimist

In 2008 the country was flooded with optimism. Obama promised the moon would be of the finest cheddar, the stars would glitter on every Obamagirl’s finger, the Earth would rise and the seas would fall.  He promised clean, cheap energy for all, and two cars in every garage. What he neglected to say was that the moon has a dark side, the stars were in the wrong epicycle, that the tide paid no heed to either him or Canute, that gas would be five dollars a gallon and that at that price the cars would have to stay in the garage. And so we have a new optimism, the optimism of deferred gratification.  I spoke to an Obama optimist recently, and here is what he said.

 

 

I thought if we got rid of Bush

That we could quit the Hindu Kush

I thought green windmills would provide

All energy so we could hide

Those ugly coal plants that just spew

Pollutants in the pristine blue

I thought he’d bring us wealth and jobs

Instead we have a world by Hobbes

Where trouble lurks at every turn

And those in charge can’t seem to learn

That bowing to the Saudi king

Won’t change the world, won’t change a thing

I still have faith though out of work

It’s not O’s fault it’s just a quirk

He needs to have another term

Although the thought just makes me squirm

I never thought the moon was cheddar

But I still think things will get better

 

 

The Octopus

Occupy Wall Street has about run its course, having committed suicide by its tactics and radical left behavior.  But that’s all right, they served their purpose in the grand left wing strategy to destroy the United States.  The octopus that is socialism, anti-capitalism and radical environmentalism has many arms, and Occupy Wall Street is only one of them.

 

 

The singular of octopi is octopus

The singular of occupy is occupus

If pus is what you get when sores get bad and weep

A putrid occupus you get when notions seep

Into the public consciousness and grow like mold

Until the filth assumes a glitter soft as gold

Proponents of this noxious vapor seem so kind

They claim that fairness is the goal they seek to find

If killing all the one percent will bring about

That happy day then how could anyone then doubt

That socialism is the way men ought to live

And those who have it now will surely have to give

Whatever they’ve acquired in a lawful way

To those whom fortune smiled not on their natal day

The Goddess Gaia speaks and speaks to only us

The we of many arms. We are the octopus

 

 

Social Exclusion

In Europe, poverty is defined as “social exclusion”, by which is meant people who have not yet experienced the joys of a socialist system that aims to provide everything needed for everyone, from cradle to grave.  Right now, in Europe, that socialist system is about to implode, with the result that the entire continent will be socially excluded.  I know how they feel.  I’ve been socially excluded all my life.

 

 

I’ve been socially excluded all my life

And so have both my children and my wife

We think we know why we must play this part

We fart

When Lefties tell us socialism’s great

The model for each high progressive state

We nod and say we take these words to heart

And fart

The single currency is not at fault

As Germans load the money in the vault

And when they say it’s all because of Sartre

We fart

We watch the EU countries in collapse

They say they’re fine it’s just a slight relapse

Until they put the horse before the cart

We’ll fart

 

 

The Optimist And The Pessimist

The most wonderful journey of all is the journey of life. In that journey there will come many joys and there will come some sorrows. The joys will fill the soul and the sorrows will make you strong. Above all, always be optimistic. Do not think of the dusk as the setting of the sun, but as the beginning of the dawn.

 

The pessimist knows only pain

Imagined darts are hurled

Hit daily by a fancied train

Struck down by this cruel world

He walks his life from bad to worse

And never sees the sun

And ends in a slow moving hearse

His dreary life thus done

The optimist knows life is joy

With challenges ahead

He knows the world is but a toy

And not a thing to dread

The optimist knows life is filled

With obstacles in reams

But walks the road how high it’s hilled

With love and hope and dreams

 

 

Those Were The Days

The Occupy Wall Street people have been likened to the old elites, where the first born son, because of the custom of primogeniture, got all the land and money and those born after got nothing, and had to make their own way in the world. It is obvious that the Occupy Wall Street crowd are the young of what passes for elites these days, and they have worthless degrees that cannot guarantee them a job, and they are mad as hell about it, and have to blame someone, because the fault is obviously not their own.  They went to college, didn’t they? They went into debt to go to college, didn’t they?  And weren’t they told that a degree in Women’ Studies or Mythology would get them a high paying job? I have no problem with primogeniture, being a first born son myself, but I pine for the good old days of seigniorage. Now that was something worth having.

 

 

It isn’t primogeniture

Whose absence I do mind

And if I may so veniture

A comment of some kind

I’ll say seigniorage was the best

Thing elites ever had

The castle lord put to the test

Each lass who wed a lad

The lord called to his castle then

The girl on day she wed

And was the first to rassle then

The young thing to the bed

 

 

The Frog

The socialist revolution that has been underway since FDR in the thirties, has just about run its course, and the country is now in the position of willingly running off the cliff to economic destruction and the permanent change in the nature of the country and its culture, or stop where we are and try to reverse course, back to freedom and capitalism. The Left was both clever and patient. It took them seventy years to complete the subjugation of the academy, the media and all Federal government institutions. They did it one step at a time, so no one noticed that our freedoms were being taken away, one salami slice at a time. They gave goodies to favored groups, making them voting slaves of the government that handed out the checks. Like the old tale of the frog in the pan of cold water, he will not notice the slowly warming water until it is too late for him to jump out. And so he dies, never knowing what killed him.

 

 

Take a pan of red hot water

Take a frog and drop him in

And he’ll leap out in an instant

With a silly smirking grin

For the frog knows that to cook him

You must take it nice and slow

Put him in some nice cold water

And then turn the heat on low

Just as frogs can’t tell they’re cooking

And will sit there as they die

So do people take the goodies

From the government supply

Until much too late it happens

That a thought will cross some minds

That the pot that holds the goodies

Is the pot that holds all kinds

Of the things the Leftists want you

To believe are yours by right

And so happily you sit there

As your country fades from sight

Down the Lefty driven rat hole

While your children in despair

Cry for want of all the freedom

That we lost without a care

Yes be careful what you sit in

For the Left will on the sly

Turn the heat on oh so slowly

And sit back and watch you die

 

 

Oh Johnny!

Mimi Alford, now a sixty-nine year old grandmother, has written a tell all book in which she reveals that as a nineteen year old intern in the White House in 1962, President Kennedy took her to the living quarters and removed her virginity, and that the affair continued until his death in Dallas in 1963. Miss Alford also reveals that Kennedy wanted her to give oral sex to his friends while he watched, and she did. What Miss Alford did not say in the book was that while she was giving head to JFK’s friends, she always hummed a few bars of that 1939 hit Oh Johnny, by Wee Bonnie Baker and Orrin Tucker and his orchestra.

 

 

Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, how you can love

Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, heavens above

You make my sad heart jump with joy

‘Cause when I’m done with Dave I’ll

Get right on to any other

Friend that you might have, just sitting around

Who needs relaxing like you do

You’re so handsome, it’s true

That when I’m doing you

I’m so oh Johnny, oh Johnny, oh