In Europe, poverty is defined as “social exclusion”, by which is meant people who have not yet experienced the joys of a socialist system that aims to provide everything needed for everyone, from cradle to grave.  Right now, in Europe, that socialist system is about to implode, with the result that the entire continent will be socially excluded.  I know how they feel.  I’ve been socially excluded all my life.

I’ve been socially excluded all my life

And so have both my children and my wife

We think we know why we must play this part

We fart

When Lefties tell us socialism’s great

The model for each high progressive state

We nod and say we take these words to heart

And fart

The single currency is not at fault

As Germans load the money in the vault

And when they say it’s all because of Sartre

We fart

We watch the EU countries in collapse

They say they’re fine it’s just a slight relapse

Until they put the horse before the cart

We’ll fart