Eric Holder, Obama’s racist, arrogant and criminal Attorney General, told a Congressional committee investigating the Holder Justice Department’s program of giving automatic weapons to Mexican drug cartel murderers, a program called Fast and Furious, that he was prepared to appear before them, but the committee had better beware of asking him questions about Fast and Furious, threatening a full blown constitutional crisis if they did. Someone has his back to make such a threat, and we know who that someone is.

“Fast and furious,” some would cry

But Holder, with a smile so sly

Says, “Never was a man so shy

A slow and cautious man am I.”

“We want those docs and want them now!”

And Holder says, “I’ll tell you how

But first you have to scrape and bow

If not there’ll be a first class row.”

“You’re hiding something!” someone screams

And Holder smiles and says, “It seems

That documents in many reams

Are offered by my Justice teams.”

The chastened moan, “Alas, alack,

We have to try another tack.”

And Holder says, “You got it, Jack,

The big man says he’s got my back.”