In Santos City, the Philippines, a series of killings in open air tin-roofed karaoke bars has been attributed to growing rage over the too frequent singing of the old Frank Sinatra song My Way. Much too often a patron who has consumed too much Red Horse beer will stagger to the microphone, belch a few times, get out a few quavering bars of My Way, and POW! Shots, lights out, screams, and one fewer singer of My Way. It is to wonder.
In a tin-roofed bar in General San
As the midnight hour drew near
At the end of the bar sat a bow-tied man
Drinking a Red Horse beer
He tilted the felt hat to the side
Then strode to the microphones
The room grew hushed and women sighed
Then sighing turned to groans
As the first faint notes came to the ears
Of assembled dames and men
Fierce cries of rage well fueled by beers
Erupted “Not again!”
The crooner paid no slightest heed
He bade the music play
A single shot that made him bleed
But still he sang his way
Another shot that killed him dead
They watched him as he sank
Onto the floor where someone said
My God, you’ve shot poor Frank!
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