Cease Fire – The View From Egypt

In another brilliant example of smart diplomacy, the Obama administration has secured cease fire number 346 between Israel and its peaceful Arab neighbors, this time Hamas in Gaza, by the simple expedient of giving the Egyptians several overflowing buckets of money we don’t have, and by a wink and a nod permission for President Morsi to announce, the very next day, that he is now the Supreme Ruler of Egypt, subject to no laws and no restraints. Will Hamas abide by the cease fire? Of course they will. Barack and Hillary guarantee it. We shall see how this turns out. In the meantime, this appears to be the view from Egypt of the latest cease fire.

 

We thank you for the IMF

Unfortunate Hamas is deaf

But we will do our best to keep the peace

A billion here a billion there

We tell Hamas sit in a chair

Until we say that the cease fire cease

Our rockets now hit Tel Aviv

And soon all of Israeli grieve

For now we have cease fire put in place

But soon as all money’s collect

Is then a date we will select

And kill all Jews with Allah’s fulsome grace

And then all Arabs will rejoice

And dance and sing with happy voice

The Jew is dead and Allah weeps for joy

The day will come and coming soon

Perhaps today, another moon

The Jew will die each woman man and boy