The Obama administration is looking very much like the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, with Joe Biden playing the part of Goofy, and Obama playing the part of Snow White. Obama, who once looked very much like Happy, but who now looks more like Grumpy, pumps up his inner circle with a rousing rendition of Heigh ho, Heigh ho, all the while smiling into a mirror and demanding to know if the polls say he is still the fairest in the land.

 

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

It’s off to work we go

We’ll smash the nuts

Who hate my guts

Heigh ho, Heigh ho Heigh ho

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Our VPs got to go

I’ll find some gents

Who’ll make some sense

Heigh ho, Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Our secrets we will show

We’ll make amends

And make new friends

Heigh ho, Heigh ho, Heighho

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Paul Ryan’s cruel we know

We’ll spread the dirt

And make him hurt

Heigh ho, Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Mitt Romney’s made some dough

We’ll make it plain

It came from Bain

Heigh ho, Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

The voters they all owe

Me four more years

Of smiles and ears

Heigh ho, Heigh ho, Heigh ho

Heigh ho, Heigh ho

 

The voice trails off as the dwarfs, led by Grumpy, enter the mine, to disappear forever from history and memory.