R and R, as we all know, stands for Rest and Relaxation. When people say they need some R and R they mean going on vacation and taking it easy. But that isn’t what R and R means now. Right now the country needs some real R and R, and that means Romney and Ryan.

What we need right now is not

Some Rest and Relaxation

We’ll rest and relax by the pool

When Mitt has saved the nation

By setting Paul to straighten out

The fiscal mess Obama

Has made off things that make us shout

We blame this on yo mama

And on your commie Kenyan dad

Who didn’t want you either

So go away you horrid man

So we can take a breather

Yes, R and R is nice at times

But resting isn’t tryin’

And relaxation waits ‘til we’ve

Elected Mitt and Ryan