Obama’s dream of a world in which the world ran on hope and change instead of oil and gas and coal is illustrated by his support, to the tune of a ten thousand dollar rebate to everyone buying a Chevy Volt, has come a cropper. It seems nobody wants a Chevy Volt, even with the government picking up twenty-five percent of the price tag. I saw a Chevy Volt in a neighbor’s driveway, the only one in the entire neighborhood, and asked him about it.

The Volt’s a real neat car, he gushed

I like the way it amps

Of course on highways when you’re rushed

It can’t get up the ramps

I love it, love each single watt

I take the wheel and roam

But there’s one thing it hasn’t got

The range to get me ohm

I said that’s why the sales are few

And then went on my way

And wished him well and told him to

Have a nice Fara day