President Obama runs his Syrian policy by Joe Biden, who loves it, even though the words are enough to curl his hair plugs.

 

I tell you, Joe

He’s got to go

It’s for the Arab Spring

And for the guys

Who’re in disguise

Pretending they will bring

Good government

‘Cause they were sent

By Allah to bring peace

To Middle East

If not at least

To see the killing cease

From what I’ve read

Joe Biden said

He’s got some poison gas

It’s under guard

So won’t be hard

To give the guy a pass

Joe, that’s the point

So we’ll anoint

Al Qaeda as the boss

The fix is in

And they will win

And that is Romney’s loss

For ‘twill be seen

That when I lean

On someone they obey

A far off stare

A scary glare

That’s the Chicago way

That’s brilliant sir

And I concur

Assad has got to go

A silent dirk

Your plan will work

Or my name isn’t Joe