Another Custer

As Europeans negotiate their enormous debt crisis, they look longingly across the Atlantic for rescue. But the cavalry is in no condition to rescue anybody, including themselves. If you think the Little Big Horn was bad, wait till you see the blood if Bernanke tries to bail out the EU.

 

 

Tectonic plates are moving

Fault lines are being drawn

The fault of course is ours

If Europe has no dawn

With US down to pennies

In our own piggy bank

The Euros now expect us

To walk off that short plank

The bugle calls they’re hearing

Stay distant in the hills

The cavalry’s not moving

That’s just close order drills

So sorry guys we’re broke too

The cav we cannot muster

We know that if we send them

It will be another Custer

 

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All Alone

The European debt crisis worsens by the day, and the European banks seem to be in a state of denial. The euro is going down and they steadfastly refuse to believe it, confident Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve will bail them out. They are, in the words of that old Irving Berlin song, All Alone.

 

 

All alone, I’m so all alone

As the euro drifts away

All alone, by the telephone

Waiting for the Fed

To get in bed

So all alone, in the evening

All alone, feeling blue

Wondering where is Ben

Will he come, and when

Or is he like me

All alone too

 

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A Cloud On The Horizon

Iran proceeds apace toward nuclear weapons, despite their avowed purpose of killing all the Jews in Israel. Isreal, meanwhile, is keeping a watchful eye on Iran, and no doubt has plans in place, for they will not sit idly by and allow Iran to incinerate them. Obama thinks he can sweet talk the Mullahs into abandoning their dreams, and Russia and China are actively helping Iran get their bomb. There is a cloud on the horizon, and it is shaped like a mushroom.

 

 

A cloud on the horizon

No bigger than a fist

Drifting slowly with the wind

Advancing through the mist

The darkness hovers overhead

A darkness deep at noon

And dread and death are seen to be

Upon us very soon

The dark once lit by fearsome flash

Of physics gone awry

Will quickly see the fiery sun

Of Mars light up the sky

And clouds on the horizon shaped

Like mushrooms will abound

As tremors shake the firmament

And fissures rend the ground

Behold the wrath of God they cry

Why has He done us thus

And weeping women keen and sob

It wasn’t Him, it’s us

 

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The World Today

The news continues bad. Assad continues to kill his own civilians who dare to question his right to rule, the Turks and French discuss creating a corridor in Syria as sanctuary, the army is now in charge in Egypt, Donald Trump demands we take Libyan oil for ourselves, Belgium’s credit rating is cut, the Germans say help is on the way, Italy offers bonds for sale but finds no buyers, and the Dow looks a lot like 1932. And that was just today.

 

 

The world today is in a time

When things unsettled start to rhyme

Assad in Syria still stands

The blood of martyrs on his hands

The Turks and French are thick as thieves

And making plans for when he leaves

A corridor they’ll put in place

So he can exit with some grace

In Egypt now the Arab Spring

Is showing what such hopes can bring

A Field Marshal is now in charge

In doorman’s uniform, size large

Even Donald wants those oils

For to the victor goes the spoils

And now poor Belgium’s rating’s cut

While Brussels sneers and says tut tut

And Deutsche Welle says don’t fear

For Steiner’s coming mit ein Heer

Italian bonds are now sky high

And café loungers wonder why

The Dow is down as concerns grew

That things look bad as ‘32

And so it goes and so it went

As now we pause in our lament

To wish the Old World bon voyage

As blood and money needs triage

The euro socialism’s dream

Now back to mark and then centime

Oh yes the world is in a time

When everything begins to rhyme

 

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Asteroids

Much has been written lately about the danger from asteroids. Thousands of them apparently have designs on us, though few ever reach the ground. But those that do pose a definite danger to anyone standing right where they hit. Take the dinosaurs. They made no attempt to avoid the asteroid and look what happened to them.

 

 

Have you hoid

A little boid

Just whispered in my ear

That to avoid

An asteroid

Just be someplace not near

 

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The Dispensable Man

The Washington Post, that leftmost of newspapers, recently lamented that President Obama seems to be dithering with regard to Iran and its forcefully stated intention to build nuclear weapons and obliterate the Zionist entity. In the endeavor to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons, Obama is the indispensable man. He has turned out to be, however, quite dispensable, and when the mushroom clouds hang over the Middle East it will be because Obama thought the Mullahs were his friends and that sweet talking was a substitute for policy.

 

 

It will be said

That many dead

Accrue to our Obama

His weakness will

Increase the kill

And escalate the drama

By dithering

And blithering

Iran will soon be able

To light the fuse

That kills the Jews

While we sit at the table

Alone and shy

And wonder why

The mullahs just disdain us

They smile and smirk

And get to work

On nukes to entertain us

And then will come

Swift death for some

As Israel attacks her

And turns to sand

The Persian land

As O demands the facts sir

The DC Post

More left than most

Begins to see the light now

They see at last

The die is cast

It seems they’ve got it right now

 

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Battleship Row

Guts and valor are words not usually associated with inanimate objects, but ships are not inanimate objects. Ships are live, living things. Ships, as well as men, can be tough and resilient. Such were the ships of Battleship Row.

 

0755 SUNDAY, 7 DECEMBER 1941

 

A quiet, peacetime Sunday morning. Seven battleships swung gently at their moorings; Maryland, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, Arizona, Nevada and California. Pacific Fleet flagship Pennsylvania was in drydock. When the attack came, half their crews were ashore, and most of the officers. None had steam up, for it was Sunday, and all was at peace. Except Nevada. Nevada had steam. Nevada could move. At the height of the attack, with burning and exploding ships all around her, already severely hurt by a torpedo to her port side, Nevada, under Lt. Commander Francis J. Thomas, senior officer aboard, broke out her big battle ensign and stood down the channel, heading for the open sea. Sailors on the burning ships cheered and threw their caps in the air, but Nevada’s gallant sortie was short lived. Five Japanese dive bombers laid her low, beaching her.

 

The battleships were ultimately raised and rebuilt, those that were salvageable. They rejoined the fleet, but the war had passed them by. It was a carrier war now, and the World War 1 era battleships were too slow, could not keep up with the fast carriers. They were relegated to fire support, and accompanied the Marines in their march across the Pacific, bombarding the beaches, their 14 and 16 inch guns trained on palm trees instead of dreadnoughts, declared unfit to do the job for which they were built. Until Surigao.

 

SURIGAO STRAIT, 0351 TO 0409 hours, 25 OCTOBER 1944

 

Vice Admiral Nishimura, with a force of battleships, cruisers and destroyers, was heading for the Leyte beaches and the soft-skinned, vulnerable transports, still loaded with troops. Standing across his path was Admiral Oldendorf, and six old fire support battleships, all but Mississippi on Battleship Row that Sunday morning in December. The other five were California, Tennessee, West Virginia, Maryland and Pennsylvania. Oldendorf put his weary old battleships in line ahead, a Battle Line, as battleships had fought since the 17th century, and waited for Nishimura. At 0351 the big guns lit the sky. Oldendorf brought his big ships across the Japanese front, crossing the T, the dream of every admiral down the centuries, doing to the Japanese what Togo had done to the Russians at Tsushima nearly forty years earlier. The Japanese fought back, but when Nishimura turned away his battleships were gone, along with most of his heavy cruisers.

 

Surigao was the last battleship to battleship action of WWII, and very likely the last big gun surface action battleship fight the world is likely to see, and it was fought by ships that had been sunk at Pearl Harbor and returned to life. Ships, like men, can be judged by their deeds, and some, like the ships of Battleship Row, by their sheer stubbornness, their refusal easily to die. Ships, like men, are alive, and though it took the ships of Battleship Row almost three years, they gained their revenge in the only way they knew how. With their guns.

 

 

Torn by bombs, wracked by fire

They settled slowly to the harbor floor

Breathing their last, or so some thought

But not they

Rising, they joined their kind

Who scorned them now

As the young scorn the old

The slow

They did their job

Plodding the vastness of the central sea

Island to island

A supporting cast

Gaining no praise

No, that was for the young

The swift

The carriers

Until

Until

That blessed night

When called upon to be themselves

They were

Themselves and more

 

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Biometrics

Homeland Security has announced it has a new scanner that can tell if you are hiding something, or plotting something, or have the merest thought they think suspicious just by scanning you. They call it Biometrics, and it works without you even knowing you are being bio’ed, or metricked, or something. You stand in line, tapping your feet impatiently, and the machines are probing your every breath, your heart rate, your eye blinks, your skin temperature, indeed, your every thought. They hope that in the next ten years it will even work on Arabs.

 

 

My lungs, my retinas, my heart

My breathing and my brain

All scanned before I can depart

I think I’ll take the train

 

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Why Is It Always Me?

The Nigerian scammers are at it again, this time claiming to have Khadaffi’s billions but need help in getting it out of the country, and all they need is your bank account number and they will wire transfer a million dollars to you. Not everyone of course is lucky enough to be let in on this windfall, and I chanced upon an Obama voter who lamented that he deserves Khadaffi’s riches every bit as much as the next man does. With tears in his eyes, he said,

 

 

Oh what a skeptic’s life we live

When we can’t trust someone to give

Us all the riches in the world for free

I wonder though now it is done

Why I was not the chosen one

How come that email didn’t come to me

Am I not worthy of receipt

Of emails free of all deceit

That promise riches past my wildest dreams

I voted for Obama so

I am entitled to that dough

To make up for my losses in his schemes

Solyndra cost me quite a bit

And on GM I took a hit

But I don’t mind the losses for you see

It’s for the good of all of us

That some get thrown under the bus

I wonder though why it is always me

 

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Leading From Behind

President Obama proudly claims he is leading the world from behind. Leading from behind makes sense when you don’t trust the guys behind you not to put a bullet in your back. This is the essence of the Obama policy, and so far it’s working.

 

 

It could not be any clearer

That by looking through the mirror

The Obama team is doing quite alright

And that leading from behind, sir

Is but Obie’s stark reminder

To the people in the front that they’re in sight

His clear eye sees all the dangers

From behind he spots the strangers

Who may try to thwart designs he has in mind

Yes the man knows what he’s doing

And right now Assad he’s wooing

And he doesn’t mind if not returned in kind

The Obama team is winning

Through the webs that he is spinning

Like a spider stringing strands of tensile’d steel

He’s aligned the jigsaw puzzle

To place us all quite near the muzzle

So that when the gun goes off it’s no big deal

Things look chancy now, believe me

Though the thought of it does grieve me

That disaster looms when’t goes from shove to push

But Obama has that covered

For if the black pall that’s hovered

Comes upon us he’ll just blame it all on Bush

 

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