Category Archives: Verse

The Reckoning

The reckoning is here for the European Union and the Euro. Too much socialism, too many people working lazy hours for exorbitant pay, too many vacation days, too much regulation, too few entrepreneurs, too many bureaucrats, too many lefty politicians promising the sun and moon, all hastening the coming of the asteroid that will one day hit and wipe out all lefty life.

 

 

Egads here comes the reckoning

The bony finger beckoning

And laughing what-the-heckoning

While driving a black hearse

The prospect far too sickening

The grinning clock is tickening

Resistance now is thickening

And things are getting worse

Economies are stuttering

The cringing public muttering

Politicos are puttering

And reach for Deutschland’s purse

And down will come the EU dream

Not with a sigh but with a scream

The shining light now but a gleam

Death socialism’s curse

 

 

The Cretaceous

Is the euro a dinosaur? Will the asteroid miss the Yucatan and hit Brussels? The Eurozone bids fair to be a thing of the past in twelve months or less, as German taxpayers grow very weary of bailing out a debt-ridden and profligate Europe that has always acted as if they could spend and borrow and grow their debt in any manner they pleased, secure in the knowledge that Germany and the United States, in the person of the International Monetary Fund, would come to the rescue and permit them to continue to live will beyond their means and at the expense of others who actually work. The Euro, as a common European currency, has been a dismal failure. The question is, what happens to the European Union, designed to protect Europe from Germany? That too has been a failure, for Germany has finally won the war, after all these years.

 

 

My heavens, goodness gracious

If it isn’t the Cretaceous

Large animals are roaming everywhere

They look like thunder lizards

Golden euros fill their gizzards

And they trample everyone without a care

But look now, see, they’re dying

And it’s not for lack of trying

To stay solvent and upright and in command

But their days they are now numbered

With their balance sheets encumbered

And soon from streams their fossils will be panned

But wither goes the EU

When the euro says I’ll see you

As it will when Germans rise and say no more

We’ll be back to nineteen thirty

And we’ll all get down and dirty

When the German army marches off to war

 

 

Olbermann

On his mostly unwatched and unwatchable MSNBC television show the other night, Keith Olbermann gave even more vent to his usual rage, this time not at Republicans and other traitors and pond scum, but against the Anointed One, President Barack Hussein Obama, describing Obama in terms he normally reserves for the likes of the detestable Sarah Palin. Didn’t see the show, of course, nobody did, but verse-afire has seen the transcript, and it was hilarious. Mr. Olbermann was, to put it mildly, unhappy with the president’s bowing to Republicans (apparently with Keith it’s alright for the president to bow to Saudi kings, but not Republicans) and not standing up for the principles for which such as Keith Olbermann elected him, that principle being to take the money that is rightfully the government’s from people who have earned it and give it to people who have not earned it. Not that it matters, really. No one pays much attention to Keith Olbermann or to MSNBC, but it probably went over well for the few who tune him in.     

 

 

More people read the bitter word

This Olbermann decree

On Belmont Club than they were heard

On MSNBC

The Left is angry, mad as hell

That money one has earned

Belongs to him, but do not tell

That to a Lefty spurned

The Left believes in fairy tales

That money grows on trees

That why you hear these sobbing wails

From MSNBCs

 

 

Courage

In Mexico, not so long ago, an elderly  farmer, Don Alejo Garza, was ordered off his farm by a drug gang. Garza refused, ordered his farmhands to leave, and stayed, armed and ready. When the drug gang came for him in the dead of night, in overwhelming numbers, Garza fought them, killing four and wounding two before he was killed. When the Mexican marines finally arrived they found Garza dead in the middle of a pile of dead gangsters. People sometimes ask why a man would rather die than give up his land, his home. To the people who fight back, the answer is simple. To submit is to give the decision of whether you will live or die to others. Men like Garza prefer to make that decision for themselves.

 

 

It matters not that you are strong

It matters not that I may live

For life is given for not long

And mine is mine alone to give

I will not grovel at your feet

I will not beg my life you spare

I live so long as my heartbeat

Proclaims I stand with my chest bare

And face you down as well I might

Not let you do as you may please

I may not see the dawn this night

But standing die, not on my knees

 

 

Battleship Row

Guts and valor are words not usually associated with inanimate objects, but ships are not inanimate objects. Ships are live, living things. Ships, as well as men, can be tough and resilient. Such were the ships of Battleship Row.

 

0755 SUNDAY, 7 DECEMBER 1941

 

A quiet, peacetime Sunday morning. Seven battleships swung gently at their moorings; Maryland, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, Arizona, Nevada and California. Pacific Fleet flagship Pennsylvania was in drydock. When the attack came, half their crews were ashore, and most of the officers. None had steam up, for it was Sunday, and all was at peace. Except Nevada. Nevada had steam. Nevada could move. At the height of the attack, with burning and exploding ships all around her, already severely hurt by a torpedo to her port side, Nevada, under Lt. Commander Francis J. Thomas, senior officer aboard, broke out her big battle ensign and stood down the channel, heading for the open sea. Sailors on the burning ships cheered and threw their caps in the air, but Nevada’s gallant sortie was short lived. Five Japanese dive bombers laid her low, beaching her.

 

The battleships were ultimately raised and rebuilt, those that were salvageable. They rejoined the fleet, but the war had passed them by. It was a carrier war now, and the World War 1 era battleships were too slow, could not keep up with the fast carriers. They were relegated to fire support, and accompanied the Marines in their march across the Pacific, bombarding the beaches, their 14 and 16 inch guns trained on palm trees instead of dreadnoughts, declared unfit to do the job for which they were built. Until Surigao.

 

SURIGAO STRAIT, 0351 TO 0409 hours, 25 OCTOBER 1944

 

Vice Admiral Nishimura, with a force of battleships, cruisers and destroyers, was heading for the Leyte beaches and the soft-skinned, vulnerable transports, still loaded with troops. Standing across his path was Admiral Oldendorf, and six old fire support battleships, all but Maryland and Mississippi on Battleship Row that Sunday morning in December. The other four were California, Tennessee, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. Oldendorf put his weary old battleships in line ahead, a Battle Line, as battleships had fought for four hundred years, and waited for Nishimura. At 0351 the big guns lit the sky. Oldendorf brought his big ships across the Japanese front, crossing the T, the dream of every admiral down the centuries, doing to the Japanese what Togo had done to the Russians at Tsushima nearly forty years earlier. The Japanese fought back, but when Nishimura turned away his battleships were gone, along with most of his heavy cruisers.

 

Surigao was the last battleship to battleship action of WWII, and very likely the last big gun surface action battleship fight the world is likely to see, and it was fought by ships that had been sunk at Pearl Harbor and returned to life. Ships, like men, can be judged by their deeds, and some, like the ships of Battleship Row, by their sheer stubbornness, their refusal easily to die. Ships, like men, are alive, and though it took the ships of Battleship Row almost three years, they gained their revenge in the only way they knew how, with their guns.

 

 

Torn by bombs, wracked by fire

They settled slowly to the harbor floor

Breathing their last, or so some thought

But not they

Rising, they joined their kind

Who scorned them now

As the young scorn the old

The slow

They did their job

Plodding the vastness of the central sea

Island to island

A supporting cast

Gaining no praise

No, that was for the young

The swift

The carriers

Until

Until

That blessed night

When called upon to be themselves

They were

Themselves and more

 

 

 

The Hermit Kingdom

North Korea continues to rattle sabers and tin cups. Various estimates have it that the Norks have at least 6 to 8 nuclear weapons. If true, then the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty is dead, because the United States is not going to reopen the Korean war to remove those weapons, particularly since the NPT has been dead for some time. Just ask Pakistan, India, China and Iran, not to mention other nations with secret development plans and ambitions. What the death of the NPT means is that Japan and Australia, for starters, will go nuke, Japan within 6 weeks of making the decision, trusting no longer in the American umbrella. In the Middle East Saudi Arabia will nuke up, and Israel already is. In the meantime, United States foreign policy is in the hands of Hillary and Hussein, neither one of whom can or won’t do anything about the coming calamity. It is all a Kabuki dance with them, and one day the music will stop.

 

 

The Hermit Kingdom in the sun

Would be Japan if Japs had won

But Russkies came and sawed in half

Now North is poor while fatted calf

Now lives in South where people quake

For fear the northern half will take

All that they’ve worked for all these years

But Hildebeast has quelled those fears

A stiffly worded note from us

Has made the North back off and thus

Will peace reign once again on earth

And questions like will Jayson Werth

Return to Phils with handsome yield

If not then who will play right field

Will once again come to the fore

As B Hussein annuls all war

Burma Shave

 

 

The Golden State

California, the Golden State, is on the verge of bankruptcy, brought on by the enormous greed of the teachers unions and the public employee service unions, who gouged the state for enormous pensions and perks in return for electing Democrats. And now the state hangs on the verge of financial dissolution, and what do they do? They re-elect the very people who got them into this mess in the first place. The people of California deserve whatever horrific things come their way.

 

 

The Golden State persists in schemes

That lead to chasing gold moonbeams

That lead to oversold boom dreams

Producing milk and honey

Where leprechauns spin straw to gold

And nights are warm and never cold

And lefty knights forever bold

With other peoples’ money

They never think that they be wrong

That time is short and pain is long

They laugh and sing a merry song

And everyone keeps dancing

But soon the piper must be paid

Someone will call a spade a spade

And lefty dreams will be unmade

The boil is ripe for lancing

 

 

Adrift

After two years it is clear the Obama administration is the least competent, most corrupt and most disorganized administration since Jimmah Carter. Obama himself, the anointed one, the lightgiver, has not a clue as to what the chief executive of the world’s only superpower should do when faced with the most elemental tasks. Obama knows not and knows not that he knows not.

 

 

Obama he be quite adrift

In spite he be God’s given gift

To all mankind on this green earth

Who longed for his appointed birth

He think he know what all is what

When all he know is diddly squat

He want the Russian treaty now

He know not why, he know not how

Election night he taste defeat

He think he not ever be beat

And now he act like he be miffed

No way to act for God’s great gift

 

 

The Darkness Or The Dawn

Obama is doing a great job of presiding over the impending demise of the United States, a demise greatly desired by Obama’s parents, Obama’s dear friends the Ayers and Reverend Wright, and by Obama himself. The left laments, with crocodile tears, the descent into mediocrity, all the while working hard to speed up that descent. But there are others who say, Not So Fast! We’re taking over.  

 

 

The light is dim and dimly seen

It’s dawn and all is quite serene

Broad uplands stretch before our eyes

The world is ours and our fair prize

Not so, come whispers from the dark

The cliff is near, the crisis stark

The light you see is not the dawn

It’s dimming now and soon be gone

The curtain now is drawing low

It’s dusk you see, a failing glow

With soon the darkness coming nigh

Where wolves will howl at blackest sky

At dawn empire claims at birth

That all can see what freedom’s worth

At dusk empire empty drifts

Through chasms, valleys, endless rifts

And chastened longs for what is gone

And knows the night won’t bring a dawn

But others, made of sterner stuff

Cry Stand Back! We Have Had Enough!

Your Keynes and Marx have always failed

We’re here to say your ship has sailed

We’ve got the helm and changing course

Tea Parties bring a new found force

The old is out, the lines are drawn

We march into the shining dawn

 

 

He Smarter

The data dump by Wikileaks shows the utter incompetence of the Obama administration. They had the traitor who downloaded the stuff for seven months, and can’t seem to stop Assange from releasing the files. It has evidently never occurred to the geniuses in the White House that after the Defense Department file dump in the Spring that they could issue an arrest warrant for him, charging espionage or something, and request extradition from Australia. They knew he had this stuff and would release it, and did nothing to try to stop him. Barack Obama believes he is the smartest guy in every room, even the ones he isn’t in. How does he know this? Because all his life everyone has told him so. And now hope and change means we hope it all gets changed in 2012. In the meantime, he is destroying the country both at home and abroad. The smartest guy in the room? Only when he’s alone.

 

 

There be no smarter man than he

He much smarter than you and me

He show the world how smart he be

Obama

A Stalin portrait on his wall

When but a child and very small

He follows now his mommy’s call

Obama

He worked not but with silver tongue

He climbed the ladder rung by rung

And one day saw his banner hung

Obama

The two short years he’s been around

He drove us right into the ground

That was his plan as we have found

Obama

In every room he is the one

He think he greater than the sun

But soon he will be one and done

Obama