Maybe the Petraeus affair has given Obama the casus belli he needs to remove the CIA from its position of power. Who knows, maybe that’s what he meant when he told Putin he’d be more flexible after the election. Maybe this is just the opening gambit, and Petraeus is pawn to King four.

This General Petraeus

Will surely betray us

The president said with a frown

A straight shooting guy

He surely won’t lie

And so we will just take him down

A voice said, but Sir

I’m sure you’ll concur

The emails from women he’s scorned

Will make him obey

And do what you say

Or wish he had never been borned

Nice thinking, O said

He’ll wish he was dead

Because I have something in mind

Petraeus has smarts

But those lady parts

Are often delights but unkind

We work well with fibs

Just ask Robert Gibbs

Petraeus will back up our play

The public will know

Benghazi will show

Incompetence at CIA

Petraeus a pawn

The Agency gone

And while I’m in Russia I’ll see

If Putin, my friend

Will happily lend

Us hands from the NKVD