Monthly Archives: May 2011

Drill Baby Drill

President Obama and the Democrats are determined to keep us beholden to the Muslim Middle East. For years the Dems have prevented the drilling for oil in our own country, have prevented the building of nuclear power plants, have prevented the building of new refineries, all at the behest of the radical left environmental whackos, who want to return us to the twelfth century, convinced that we would all be better citizens if we depended on windmills for our power. Yet President Obama has no problem paying Brazil to drill in the Atlantic Ocean, paying Colombia to build refineries, and will be building nuclear power plants in the Middle East. What goes on here?

 

 

In our backyard we want no nukes

We’ll give it though to Mamelukes

The oil we have we will not drill

But pay for drilling in Brazil

Refineries we’ll build no more

Unless it’s in a foreign shore

Our shale deposits hold more gas

Than all the world yet still we pass

Why do we do these things at all

Why do we keep ourselves in thrall

To sheikhs and self styled Arab kings

Why do we bow and kiss their rings

For surely those in power know

That we could let the Mideast go

And use our coal and oil and gas

To kick those bastards in the ass

We’re told the reason we don’t drill

‘Twould harm the lizards, ocean krill

The caribou would be upset

And that is why we have to get

Our oil from folks who want us dead

We’ve put the gun to our own head

There’s something up somebody’s sleeve

That is the answer I believe

 

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Expletive Deleted

In 2072, in response to a Freedom Of Disinformation request, White House conversations between President Obama and Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel were released to the public. Offensive language has been sanitized.

 

My new healthcare plan, Rahm

It’s (expletive deleted) beautiful, Mr. President

Taxes, rationing, price controls, Rahm

Your people (expletive deleted) love you, Mr. President

Was watching Fox News the other day, Rahm

(expletive deleted) ‘em, Mr. President

And that hot blond was on

They’re all (expletive deleted) hot, Mr. President

Yes they are, Rahm

 

 

And often now I wonder, well

How come it is I got Michelle

But to the biz at hand today

These teabag folks won’t go away

On top of that my health care plan

The public loves, but if they can

Republicans will kill it dead

And put their own plan up instead

And climate change is on the ropes

Just dashing all our fondest hopes

That we can trash the USA

We’ll fight them, Rahm, and make them pay

I talked last night to Karl Marx

And what he said just struck some sparks

The way it looks it’s less than firm

That I will have a second term

Just get our troops to fall in line

And after that we’ll be just fine

I fear we have no time to waste

We need a crisis and in haste

A big one, Rahm, and I’ll declare

That next election will be fair

We’ll hit ‘em high, we’ll hit ‘em low

Yes martial law’s the way to go

Republicans will slink away

And cry and weep and sob and pray

I’m glad we had this little talk

It’s always good to make them squawk

We’ll win this thing, just you and me

And then Republicans will see

That crossing me they’ll pay the price

But follow me and I’ll be nice

Just squeeze them, Rahm, and squeeze them hard

Just squeeze those suckers into lard

And that reminds me, my old pal

That Foxy blond is on right now

And often now I wonder, well

How come it is I got Michelle

 

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Achtung! Panzer!

Drudge headline today says NATO is going for the kill in Libya. We’ll see. In Brussels, the European Union is lusting to get the Germans involved in the war against Khaddafi, who stubbornly refuses to leave, and thumbs his nose at NATO, the EU and the United States. The EU must be smoking something, because the Germans no longer have the will or the power to remove anybody forcefully from office, least of all Khaddafi.

 

 

In Brussels an idea sprouts

When all is lost call in the Krauts

They still must think Das Deutsches Heer

Is one the whole wide world must fear

Reality is different though

Do not expect a heavy blow

From soldiers ordered not to fight

Unless the lawyers say all right

No more Guderian’s panzer blitz

Not while the Merkel government sits

With Rommel’s tankers in their graves

The German might that Brussels craves

Is but a distant dream at best

Why don’t we let those poor men rest

 

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Capitalism

Capitalism has acquired a bad name among the ruling leftist elites who run our country and dictate what we see in the movies and on television and what we read in the newspapers. So much so that, as the Obama administration has made clear, the days of capitalism are numbered, and the country will very soon be counted in the socialist camp. Obama has already taken over the country’s largest auto maker, the country’s largest bank and the country’s largest insurance company. Are collective farms far behind? Capitalism is the engine that made this country the greatest wealth producing country for all its citizens the world has ever seen. But let’s let Capitalism tell the story.

 

 

I once created many jobs

I worked at them myself

But now the caring and elites

Have put me on the shelf

Where once I made the factories hum

Creating the good life

We’re now in socialism’s grip

Where bureaucrats run rife

With regulations now imposed

On everything in sight

The jobs are gone and so am I

Into that left wing night

A night of anguish, tears and loss

That will not see a dawn

I had my day and it was bright

But now that day is gone

 

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Rue The Day

Will white women vote for Obama again in 2012? Do they still lust for the cool, handsome black man? Do they tingle in their dreams? We don’t know. If they do he will likely be re-elected, to the destruction of the country, his goal from day one. One cannot be life long friends with America haters like Bill Ayers and the reverend Wright, one cannot have been brought up by a communist mother and communist father without being influenced by those views. Would Ronald Reagan put a picture of Mao, the communist ruler of China who murdered more than fifty million of his own citizens on the White House Christmas tree? Would John Kennedy, or any other American president? Obama is a danger to the country and our democratic way of life. We can only hope white American women remember they are Americans first and women second.

 

 

What can I say

We all rue the day

White ladies elected Obama

So cool and so young

His praises they sung

They wanted to be his sweet mama

The times they are bad

It’s we who’ve been had

Obama’s a flailing non-starter

His speeches sound nice

But we pay the price

For electing a worse Jimmah Carter

 

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Samantha

Samantha Power, one of Obama’s chief advisors, has had her dream legislation approved by the United Nations. It is called Required To Protect. The Unite Nations mandate now requires member states to intervene in cases where a government is endangering civilians, and was the operating mandate that Obama used to go into Libya without Congressional approval, saying the UN mandate trumps the US Constitution. But intervention in Libya was not Samantha’s purpose. The entire purpose of Samantha Power’s UN resolution was the destruction of Israel, a country and people she hates. The United Nations now has the power to order member countries to invade Israel if Israel attacks the terrorists in Gaza who are sending rockets into Israel, killing children in school buses. If she has her way, and Obama orders the US military to attack Israel, there will be a nuclear response from Israel, and Damascus, Teheran and Riyadh will be no more. Samantha Power is a very dangerous left wing zealot, so naturally she is a favorite at the Obama White House.

 

 

If Tennyson could never know a flower

And if he did what could he then expect

What make we then of one Samantha Power

Who claims United Nations can protect

Civilians who are seen to be in danger

From warring tribes or despots and the like

What matter we don’t know who’s friend or stranger

What matters is the USA must strike

At Israel the source of world wide trouble

And once the Jews are gone the troubles wane

One little prick will soon explode their bubble

World peace at hand thanks to Barack Hussein

 

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In My Merry Oldsmobile

The Canadians want to build a pipeline south, bringing massive quantities of oil to American refineries, but the Obama administration and the environmentalists say no. The Left has shut down all drilling and will not permit even a pipeline to despoil the living Goddess Gaia, all of which fits right in with the Obama agenda of returning the United States to the twelfth century, dependent on windmills for power. There was a time Americans could get into their Oldsmobiles and go wherever they wanted, but that day, if Obama has his way, will soon be over.

 

 

In my Merry Oldsmobile

I would sit behind the wheel

And I’d go as far as I wanted to

Cost per gallon no big deal

Taking curves at great high speed

Gave me all the fun I need

But now I’m at home and I’m feeling blue

All because of Lefty creed

Our Obama says no gas

And the pipelines shall not pass

And the Gulf’s shut down so the rigs all leave

O says shove it up your ass

O says dream the Gaia dream

Can’t you hear the good earth scream

You must all conform to what I believe

A pristine world is my dream

Now my Oldsmobile’s on blocks

We prepare for OPEC shocks

Yes it’s time to roll as Todd Beamer said

Time to clean their bloody clocks

Do the job and do it well

Time to ring the Liberty Bell

Bury Leftism ‘til it’s good and dead

Send them all straight off to hell

 

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Mothers Day

A few days ago Navy Seals sealed the fate of Osama bin Laden. We salute them, as we salute all who serve, but let us not forget the mothers who gave them birth and raised them from tots to men. A salute to mothers on this Mothers Day, and a salute to the brave men they have given us.

 

God Bless the moms who give us life

God Bless their boys in diapers

Who grow to be such fine young men

Who rid the world of vipers

God Bless the Seals and chopper crews

And grunts and guys with rifles

Who know that what they do is real

Unvexed with life’s mere trifles

God Bless the guys who fly the planes

And guys who sail the oceans

And Arty guys and all who keep

Bad guys from having notions

God Bless our M1 Abrams crews

Marine Corps grunts and Gunnys

And all the guys in camo who

Turn tough guys into bunnies

Yes bless the moms who give us life

Raise men from boys in diapers

God Bless our soldiers, bless them all

And especially our Snipers

 

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The Three Stooges

The Pakis wonder how American helicopters could have evaded their sophisticated air defenses they spent so much money to buy.

 

 

A third world gook

Can buy a nuke

And plans and centrifuges

But otherwise

For smarts to rise

We’ll send them the Three Stooges

 

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It Depends

Over the years we have taken out a grand total of two bad guys, out of a world full of bad guys. Saddam and bin Laden are now gone, and Khaddafi is in the crosshairs, but not North Korea’s Kim nor Syria’s Assad, nor any member of the ruling Chinese Communist party, not to mention petty African dictators who routinely kill and imprison and torture their own people who dare to disagree with them. Are we in the business of taking out bad guys or are we not? Well, it depends.

 

 

Why are there some too bad to live

While others even worse

Escape the settlement we give

A short ride in a hearse

It seems a crazy way to deal

With nutcakes like the Nork

Or could it be they just might feel

Like nuking our New York

The Chicoms kill more people than

The rest of world combined

And yet we hail their five year plan

No problems do we find

It all rests on whose ox is gored

Some bad guys are our friends

Why are some taken off the board

We shrug, say it depends

 

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